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hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

gemiblu:

“why is that dog wearing glasses”

“because his insurance wouldn’t pay for contacts”

bmoburns:

preteenager:

HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

chinchillahime:

‘get back in the kitchen’

sure

be sexist and send me back to a room full of sharp things, poisons, cleaning agents and food I can hide all that shit in

I’ll go back in the kitchen

but you’re leaving the house in a bodybag

outcastfromgallifrey:

#that look he gives her #MY ROSE IS SO CUTE #SO FUNNY #SHE MAKES ME SMILE #A LOT #AND I WUV HER SO

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just-exhale-love:

THE FUCKING RED RIDING HOOD ONE. THATS NOT NICE

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lulz-time:

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pleatedjeans:

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